Neck cheese

No matter how snugly I tie the bib round E and A's necks, and how efficiently I tuck the muslin under their chins, it is seemingly impossible to eliminate the disgusting existence of neck cheese! For the uninitiated, this is when milk makes its way into the creases of the baby's neck and turns into smelly gunge. It is honestly not evidence of a dirty baby - I have discussed this particular problem with all of my baby friends and they all agree that no amount of washing can get rid of every last drop of milk. So I shall just resign myself to the fact that the stinky neck cheese is here to stay.